Broken Limbs

Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 4:47 am

I got up, and looked out the window. She probably wouldn't want to puke in front of me, and would stubbornly hold back if I was close.

Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 4:54 am

Aaaaand...

Yeah, I threw up in the goddam# bedpan. It was pretty gross, so I tried not to think about it in too much detail. My breath was going to be so f#cking horrible. Urgh.

Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 5:01 am

I looked over at the shelves and stuff. This place was really well stocked. "There're toothbrushes andI some toothpaste over here, if you want to brush."I noted, walking over to the shelves.

Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 5:07 am

"Nnnyhm..." I just sat there holding the bedpan when I was, er, done, in case I went and vomited again. It didn't seem like I was going to, so I started wondering about what the hell I was going to do with this thing. Hide it in a cupboard for some poor soul to find? Dump it all over that one b#stard's bunk?

Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 5:10 am

I looked over at Madeline. "You should probably dump that down a toilet later. "I said, not looking at it too closely. Luckily, from where I was, I couldn't smell it.

Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 5:31 am

"I was thinking about leaving it on that d#chebag's bunk, actually," I replied. It wouldn't be all the difficult to figure out which one it was, probably. It'd radiate an aura of motherf#ckery or something.

Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 5:36 am

I nodded. "Good idea. But. .put it somewhere we don't have to smell it, for now."

Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 5:50 am

Meh. I got up took the bedpan - which was starting to smell pretty f#cking bad - and set it on the counter next to one of the sinks for now.

Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 5:55 am

"Obviously, it's no longer a problem. "I said as I brought over a toothbrush and a bottle of toothpaste.

Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 6:18 am

I took the toothbrush and toothpaste from Suephrom. Luckily, it was one of those disposable kinds in a plastic wrapper, so I didn't need to be suspicious about anyone else having used it before. I unwrapped it and just tossed the wrappings on the counter, and then proceeded to brush my teeth. I seriously hated the taste of mint toothpaste. Urgh.

Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 6:21 am

"Are any of your ribs broken?"I asked, sitting down on her left side.

Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 2:19 pm

"I dun' fink sho," I said, with my mouth full of toothpaste and the brush. I spat into the sink, grabbed a cup next to the faucet, rinsed it out, filled it up, and took a drink. F#cking minty taste. Disgusting.

Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 2:51 pm

"HELP" Suddenly I see yellow spots swimming around then I see nothing. Then I pass out

Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 3:14 pm

"Well, you'd probably notice it if they were broken."I said. So, obviously, they weren't.

Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 3:20 pm

Some weirdo chick ran in screaming and passed out. The f#ck? Wait... an idea came to mind, and an evil grin spread across my face. I put the toothbrush and cup on the counter, picked up the smelly bedpan, walked over to the unconscious girl, and dumped the puke on her. Yessssss.

Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 3:22 pm

I sighed. "Now we don't have any to put in that guy's bed."I complained.

Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 3:29 pm

"Oh yeah. Forgot about that... maybe we can just put this chick in his bed..." Oh, gods, that'd be hilarious. Especially if we somehow managed to pull it off while the dude was still sleeping. Imagine, waking up to some unknown girl in your bed covered in puke. GAHAH.

Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 3:30 pm

I smiled. "You're evil. Should I plant him in her dream first, so that she wakes up thinking she knows him, too?"I suggested.

Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 3:33 pm

"Oh, gods, YES," I snickered. "We'll have to drag her by her feet to the cabin or something, though, so the barf doesn't wipe off on us."

Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 3:40 pm

I sucked in my breath and walked over to the girl. I slowly breathed out onto her face. I stood up again. "That should keep her asleep for two hours." I said, smiling malevolently.

Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 5:50 pm

I dreamt of the guy I saw in a bed before fainting. I woke of and saw myself covered in puke. I was instantly grossed out and decided to take a bath. I realized that after that I would have to find Lee and Cynder and countinue my fight. I left for my bunk

Minor God Posts : 8306 Join date : 2011-01-14 Age : 27

((Javier. Too save the annoyance that Evi and Rachel will feel from your post I will tell you this now. EVI'S CHARACTER PUT YOU TO SLEEP FOR TWO DAM HOURS! YOUR CHARACTER ISN'T GONNA BE WAKING UP RIGHT NOW!))

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Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 6:24 pm

OOC: Evi put my character to sleep at 13:40 my character woke up at 15:50. That's 2 hours and 10 minutes of a difference. DO THE MATH!!!

Minor God Posts : 8306 Join date : 2011-01-14 Age : 27

((Fourm time and RP time are different derp))

Subject: Re: Broken Limbs 7/19/2012, 6:51 pm

OOC: What the difference?